Comedian/Filmmaker/East Coast Earthquake Survivor (2011)

30th May 2012

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With Emergency Broadcast Podcast servers still on the fritz, Herman Mailer makes an educated guess regarding potential threats to the nation.

The shenanigans continue. Download the new ep on iTunes to see our new logo (because I have no plans to post it here in the next couple of days).

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27th May 2012

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Coming soon from the Producers of The Chernobyl Diaries

Ernest Flies an Airship!

Hey Vern, here’s a face you thought you’d never see again. That’s right, Ernest P. Worrell(portrayed by Golden Globe Winner Jim Carrey) is back! While taking an VIP tour of the Large Hadron Collider, Ernest trips over the triple reinforced guard rail; landing between to atoms set on a collision course. The result tosses Ernest into a Time warp, reemerging in the cockpit of the LZ129 Hindenburg, but when Ernest accidentally knocks out the pilot it’s up to him to guide the airship safely to the Lakehurst Naval Air Station. Ernest Flies an Airship is a zany adventure that will have audiences, young and old alike, rolling in the aisles and howling “Oh the hilarity!”

The Holoco$t

Michael Douglas returns as Gordon Gecko’s Great Uncle, Gerhard Gecko, a high ranking officer in the Nazi SS. Realizing the economic downsides of global domination and camp maintenance, Gerhard devises a system to help Germany stay afloat throughout World War II. A foolproof trading method, allowing civilians to invest in prisoners whose financial worth increases with their own survival. Gerhard promises that those who invest in prisoners who can outlast the camps will see their investments returned at over ten times the initial buying price… but the Nazi party has other plans. The Holoco$t is a surefire hit that’s equal parts Schindler’s List, The Hunger Games, and Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps.

The World Trade Tapes

Formerly Top Secret security tapes reveal  that a mere 90 Minutes before the first plane hit the North Tower a legion of vampires descended upon the World Trade Center. Their plan: to infect the building’s population with the same Vampire gene that had cursed them 500 years prior, building a supernatural army capable of eradicating society as we knew it. The lower levels were easy, but as word spreads through the towers, higher floors band together and prepare for battle using the office supplies at their disposal. This fall witness the tragedy that almost took place on September 11th.

Tagged: HumorChernobyl DiariesFilmMovie PitchesThe HindenburgThe Holocaust9/11

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18th May 2012

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Remember a week or so ago, when I posted that teaser image of new EBP logos? Believe it or not that was the exact day my hard drive crashed (in the middle of recording a new episode might I add). The hard drive has since been replace but the files are currently in a state of limbo. I had sent Brad an Armageddon Division script that weekend and as poor luck would have it his computer was on the fritz as well so I’ve been rebuilding my life since then and finally got a new episode up. Where this will take the show I can only imagine, but until we get there: enjoy.

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16th May 2012

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It wasn&#8217;t until this moment that I fully appreciated plaid.

It wasn’t until this moment that I fully appreciated plaid.

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1st May 2012

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PREPARE YOURSELVES!

PREPARE YOURSELVES!

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29th April 2012

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I am proud to announce that as of 6:28pm EST, the Niagara University Student Government Association awarded Daniel French &#8220;Best Campaigner&#8221; for the 2012 student elections!
Too long didn&#8217;t read: WE WON AN AWARD!
Relive the campaign that secured reelection here.

I am proud to announce that as of 6:28pm EST, the Niagara University Student Government Association awarded Daniel French “Best Campaigner” for the 2012 student elections!

Too long didn’t read: WE WON AN AWARD!

Relive the campaign that secured reelection here.

Tagged: Awards and RecognitionDaniel Patrick Patrick FrenchNiagara UniversityStudent Electionslife

27th April 2012

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14th April 2012

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As debris left from the Japanese Tsunami approaches North America, Maynard Bramley, head of the Armageddon Division returns with an important message.

Brad Rosen returned to the Emergency Broadcast Podcast this week.

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9th April 2012

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An Easter Post! (on Religion and Humor)

If what I’m about to say has been said a million times, so be it.

Religion shouldn’t close doors to Comedy, or more accurately-one’s enjoyment of it.

Now to lay down some quick facts before we get to theory: I’m a Christian-not devout (by any stretch of the imagination). I, like most believers in free will, have my moments (days/weeks) of doubt. My Grandfather’s a more liberal pastor than most and my parent’s are (to my knowledge) secure in their belief. My Mom tends to worry about me, particularly when I question some of the basics of faith, “Why do we praise god for the good but not blame him for the bad? Shouldn’t an omnipresent being with control over the cosmos be responsible for both sides of the spectrum?” These aren’t questions I ask to be humorous, edgy, or educated. It’s a legitimate issue I struggle with. It’s also not the topic of this post-but I feel it helps that you (the reader) know where I stand spiritually before I say what I’m about to say.

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Tagged: LifeHumorReligionChristianity

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5th April 2012

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As tornadoes have ripped the roof of Texan housing, a state turns to the Emergency Broadcast Podcast for help.

Subscribe! Review!

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